Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Yeah I Want To See PIRANHA 3D....SO?

There are several reasons I want to see Piranha 3D and none of them have to do with the quality of the film. Let's be realistic, this is going to be a stupid gorefest that's hoping to cash in on some summer bucks not spent on the bigger blockbusters. My reasons for seeing it are quite clear, first there's the cast. Piranha 3D stars Richard Dreyfuss, Eli Roth, Elisabeth Shue, Christopher Lloyd, Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Dina Meyer and Jerry O'Connell, which to me is hysterical. First off how much debt would Dreyfuss have to be in to enter into another man vs killer fish movie after Jaws? He was too good for Jaws II but this is okay? I also love how half this cast needs this to make a comeback and the other half must be slumming.

My other reasons include watching Eli Roth die as well as shitty college kids on Spring Break getting ripped apart by killer fish. I guess my main reason though is how stupidly fun the trailer makes this look. Dig it!

There's no bad ass Marine kicking the piranhas off bicycle style but whatever, it can't have everything.