Friday, July 9, 2010
TWO REASONS TO HATE MY FLAT OLD MAN FEET
You'd think it'd be the spinal problems it could lead to or the foot pain but nope, the main fucker with old man flat feet is I can't wear cool fucking sneakers because they have no support. God I hate being old. If I wasn't then check out the ass smacking good times I could have with these puppies.
First are these Mickey Mouse joints which rule because they're red and clown looking and feature Mickey.
The second are the upcoming Gorilla Biscuits sneakers. Anybody who was in or loved NYHC when it still mattered will want a pair of these. I know I would except they'd hurt my old man feet.