Wednesday, July 7, 2010

HOLLYWOOD UNDEFEATED 1: JAMES BOND


AIM RIGHT FOR THE STUDIO EXECUTIVES HEAD MR. BOND

Twenty two different enemies tried, countless evil women tried, random killers, even circumstances that seemed unavoidable tried and only one thing has ever killed James Bond.

FUCKING HOLLYWOOD

See the idiots over at MGM have flushed so much money down the toilet, bungled all their investments so badly and spent money with such wild abandon that they're basically out of business. Sure they're waiting for some huge Japanese Conglomerate company with deep pockets to bail them out but with the economy in the shitter that life raft ain't likely to float by any time soon.

Some of this is good news because it means no Rocky or Pink Panther sequel and we can finally, hopefully, lay rest to The Hobbit movie. Sorry folks but the Lord Of The Rings was a big bunch of bullshit. I don't need another epic tale of walking and complaining over some piece of bling.

However this has also led to the cancellation of the next James Bond movie and that sucks the entire ass. Mainly because Daniel Craig was the first awesome James Bond since Sean Connery turned in his license to kill. Craig's Bond was much more like the Bond in the books and I dug that. However if Bond ever returns it'll be years from now and Craig will be seen as too old.

Nice going dickweeds

I hate everything

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