Wednesday, July 7, 2010
HOLLYWOOD UNDEFEATED 2: HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter, his weirdo red headed friend and hot female pal that makes me feel like a dirty old man whenever she's on screen combined their forces with all the good wizards and Dumbleguy and the others to defeat the ultimate power in the universe, Voldemort. Sadly even these ultimate powers are useless against the most evil fucking thing in the history of evil...
Apparently the Hollywood Scum Fuckers promised the actors in the Harry Potter films points on the gross profits of the movie. Then, like the raping cunts they are the bean counters have twisted the money around to make it look like the film The Order Of The Phoenix, which made 938 million dollars, wasn't profitable.
I will repeat that.
ONE MOVIE made 938 MILLION DOLLARS and these scum sucking abortions have decided to try and jerk the folks who made it successful out of their piece of the pie. Here check out this math (click on it for a bigger version)
According to this even after making nearly a billion dollars the movie supposedly lost 167 million. Now I think we all know this is king bullshit simply because if any of this accounting was true nobody would ever make movies because they would'nt ever make money. The worst part is that this isn't even clever, it's basically the studio pulling open both cheeks and shitting in the mouths of everybody else, laughing while they do it.
I'm thinking it's time to take family members hostage!!