Thursday, July 15, 2010
BURN Baby BURN Disco GREEN LANTERN
Or it could be:
Ohhh Green Lantern Howdya Like It Howdya It
Saturday Night Lanterns
But whatever you call it the idea of pure suck will be there to. This is the first shot of Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern and it has taken away any uncertainty that this movie will suck huge amounts of swampy ass. First Ryan Reynolds is the complete wrong guy to play Hal Jordan and now his costume is so gay that gay men won't go see this movie lest they be thought too gay.
Seriously, a disco light on a black light suit or whatever the fuck this is, that's the best they could do? It staggers the mind to think that anybody would think this is a good idea much less invest money in it. Well here's another DC hero we can say goodbye to as he's given the Hollywood shit bath.
Oh and if you wanted a good place to punch Ryan Reynolds:
I hate everything