AND YOU THOUGHT GHOST RIDER FUCKING SUCKED ASS

So if you remember way back in the 90s before Superman Returns was even a thought the big Superman reboot featured Tim Burton directing with Kevin Smith writing. Now as horrible an idea as that is nothing could be as bad as Nicolas Cage playing Superman. Think I'm wrong? Dig this photo recently unearthed:



Nope this isn't a joke nor photoshop, this is a real test photo Tim Burton took. Looking at this is it any wonder this Superman project got derailed? I could just see Burton's vision:

Superman has grown tired of being a Superhero. Though everyone loves him he has become disenchanted with always saving the day. One night him and Krytpo are saving people from a forest fire when Superman discovers a door that leads to a magic world where Superhero's aren't necessary. Desperate to discover how to make that world his Superman attempts to bring this new world to Metropolis with disastrous results. While trying to make Metropolis a new place the three little demons from the phantom zone kidnap the president of the other world and bring him to the biggest oogey boogey in Metropolis LEX LUTHOR. Can Superman save the day?

Featured song: "Here Comes Superman" as sung to the tune of "Here Comes Halloween"