New Battles Video Kicks Ass

Video is awesome, song is awesome, Battles is awesome.

The LEGEND OF ZELDA CLUB

These guys are pretty incredible. Not only did they make a movie trailer using every John Hughes eighties movie ideal combined with Legend Of Zelda but they also shot it to look like it's a VHS tape recording. I'm not really a gamer, so I brought this to a friend of mine who lives for video games. He got twice as much out of it as I did and said they nailed everything they needed to. Dig it!!

The Miracles Vs Metallica

JOY DIVISION VIA PLAY MOBILE

Um....So.....Uh....Yeah.

I have no idea what to say, there are really no words.

STRAIGHT OUTTA NASHVILLE!!

The folks over at BOING BOING hipped me to this amazing mashup by a guy named DJ Topcat.

Check it out by clicking HERE

AND NOW FOR NO REASON: NERD RAP RANT

The only thing about this I hate is that I didn't think of it first! FUCKERS!!

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SOOO GOOOOD!!

THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS--Truth Vs Fiction

So every year the most untalented shmucks in music The Insane Clown Posse have some big blow out show called The Gathering where all their fans, called Juggalos, hang out and get high and praise not just ICP but all the shit acts within their family. This year is the 11th Annual Gathering and the worst part of it is that Redman and Method Man have somehow been tricked into performing. To celebrate and promote the Gathering a seventeen minute infomercial has been put together and it inspired me to do a little truth vs fiction concept.

In their fictional world the Gathering is some mecca for underground music, where the best go to perform to kids who are there to absorb all kinds of experiences. That simply isn't the case, not at all. The only real reason to go is to maybe talk some decent girl with low self esteem into fucking you in clown paint or at least she'll stay awake long enough to blow you before passing out crying about how her dad hits her.

Think I'm wrong, watch the infomercial and then watch this video put together of actual Juggalos at an actual Gathering. The infomercial is long so once you have the point skip to the next video.

INFOMERCIAL:



NOW HERE'S VIDEOS OF ACTUAL JUGGALOS.



See the longer I examine the Juggalos and the Gathering the less I hate it and the more I see it as some kind of bizarre study. If this was performance art it would be brilliant, the fact that it's serious is sad. Don't forget the ICP preform this song with NO SENSE OF IRONY.

VELVET UNDERGROUND Meets MARVIN GAYE & TAMMI TERRELL

Mash-ups are a dangerous business because sometimes they're great and sometimes they suck so bad they almost ruin the two original songs involved. Not so with mashup of Velvet Underground's "Venus in Furs" and Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell doing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." It's cool, it's creepy, it's all around fucking awesome. Dig it



Thanks to DANGEROUS MINDS and BOINGBOING for the scoop.

KE$HA Vs ICP The Battle Of Absolute Shit

I have no intro here other than to say that the Ke$ha performance from Saturday Night Live invoked the same douche chills as the ICP song "Miracles". I've decided to pit them against each other, you tell me which sucks more.


KE$HA



ICP


Okay who sucks more?

Random HANK WILLIAMS SR Video Just Because He Kick Ass

Hank Williams SR is the fucking man!! If you doubt then views this:



If you still doubt then you're a moron.

INSANE CLOWN POSSE JUGGALO Friendly Textbook

I was feeling kind of low this morning and then I found this video and Juggalo textbook and now I feel better. Why? Well for one I'm not in the Insane Clown Posse and two I'm not one of their Juggalo fans. However the main reason is this video where two guys named Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope lay out how mad fresh the like world is bitches. This is the video for "Miracles" and it's the most ridiculously inane thing I've ever seen. In fact after the video I'll give you some of my favorite lines from the song.





FAVORITE LINES:

"Hot Lava, snow, rain and fog/Long neck Giraffes pet cats and dogs"

"I've seen shit that will shock your eyelids"

"I fed a Pelican a fish at Frisco Bay/it tried to eat my cellphone he ran away"

"Music Is All Magic, you can't even hold it"

"Fuckin magnets how do they work"

"I don't wanna talk to scientists, y'all gettin me pissed"

"There's magic everywhere in this bitch"

My God the unintentional comedy here is amazing. However check out the Juggalo Friendly Textbook from a "lyin scientist" who wanted to explain science Juggalo Style.



Thanks to BOINGBOING for the heads up.

THE FIRST DECENT STAR WARS THING IN YEARS

Anybody who knows me knows I went from being the biggest Star Wars fan ever to wanting George Lucas dead in a stream. The abomination of Episode I-III has even managed to taint the original films for me. That being said I'm not above loving a Star Wars themed animated video that kicks ass. If you think "we got Death Star" was good dig this:


ALL NEW! Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles

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YEAH BABY--OHH AHH--SING THE ZODIAC SIGNS AND SWIIIING

Few good things came out of my fake friendships with the LA Contingent. One of them was being shown this video at a party. I kind of wish this guy toured.

DAILY ANIMATION: OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN

Stars Betty Boop and Cab Calloway--pretty awesome!!

THIS PRETTY MUCH FUCKING KICKS INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF ASS

NEW VERSION OF TRANSFORMERS THEME--UPDATED

***UPDATE*** I'VE INCLUDED THE ORIGINAL VERSION FOR COMPARISON


HEY WHAT SAY WE JOIN FORCES JUST LONG ENOUGH TO KILL THIS GUY?

I don't know what to say here except FUCKING HOLY SHIT WOW!! This is Stan Bush doing a re-mix of You Got The Touch for the Transformers movie. This is so stunningly Douche Chilling I may have icicles in my ass right now. This makes me think the original version ROCKED!!


THE ORIGINAL




THE NEW VERSION

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REMEMBER WHEN RAP WAS AWESOME?

THROBBING GRISTLE AND DEREK JARMAN

CHECK THIS OUT, SO AWESOME!!

"TG: Psychic Rally In Heaven," a short film Jarman made for Throbbing Gristle in 1981

DEVO VS SOULJA BOY VS TING TINGS VS THE KNACK VS TONI BASIL

YEAH, THIS KICKS MUCH ASS.