HOLLYWOOD UNDEFEATED 2: HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter, his weirdo red headed friend and hot female pal that makes me feel like a dirty old man whenever she's on screen combined their forces with all the good wizards and Dumbleguy and the others to defeat the ultimate power in the universe, Voldemort. Sadly even these ultimate powers are useless against the most evil fucking thing in the history of evil...

HOLLYWOOD

Apparently the Hollywood Scum Fuckers promised the actors in the Harry Potter films points on the gross profits of the movie. Then, like the raping cunts they are the bean counters have twisted the money around to make it look like the film The Order Of The Phoenix, which made 938 million dollars, wasn't profitable.

I will repeat that.

ONE MOVIE made 938 MILLION DOLLARS and these scum sucking abortions have decided to try and jerk the folks who made it successful out of their piece of the pie. Here check out this math (click on it for a bigger version)



According to this even after making nearly a billion dollars the movie supposedly lost 167 million. Now I think we all know this is king bullshit simply because if any of this accounting was true nobody would ever make movies because they would'nt ever make money. The worst part is that this isn't even clever, it's basically the studio pulling open both cheeks and shitting in the mouths of everybody else, laughing while they do it.

I'm thinking it's time to take family members hostage!!

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS Trailer

As both of you who read this blog know I'm not a huge Harry Potter fan. I read the first two books and while I agree they're well written they just didn't interest me. I don't care about Hogwarts or Quidditch or Voldemort or Slytherin or Dumbledore or the fact that even though I don't like these books or movies I know all this shit about them. Anyhoo the trailer for the final movie (which will be not only in two parts but also in 3D) got released and it looks like a fun little November romp. Dig it:



I'm amped to see the last 30 foot Emma Watson before she gives up acting for good. Yeah I think she's wicked hot and yes I feel like a dirty old man because of it...what's it to you?

The movie opens in November.

SPOILER: HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS END PHOTOS

I'm not a big Harry Potter fan, never have been. I have no real problem with the books or movies I just don't care. I read the first two and at the end I was not really driven to read any further though I keep being told I missed out on the good stuff. Apparently over at this site called Oclumencia they stocked up on a bunch of photos featuring the epilogue to the last movie Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. In the film (as with the book) the last scenes center around the surviving wizards who slapped down bad guy Voldemort several years later. These photos show the actors with their aged make up and wigs filming those scenes. Dig it:

HERMOINE'S STALKER, NOW THIS I'D SEE

Emma Watson is hot, there I said it. I don't give a fuck how much she reminds you of Hermoine, or how you want her to stay a little girl (which is actually creepier) she's a young woman now. It's like Dakota Fanning in The Runaways, puberty is hacking and slashing its way through young Hollywood at an alarming rate. With that out there this trailer is hysterical and if it offends you I suggest taking a look at the world we live in and shutting the fuck up. I don't know how these guys pulled this off but it rules!!