SUCK MY ASS IT SMELLS KANYE WEST

I think we've all long known that Kanye West is a cunt, like a super cunt, and what's worse is he's a talentless hack cunt. People out at "da club" might have though "Gold Digger" was a "club bangah" but since then what has he really done? A lot of bullshit cameos and clothing ads but nothing in his musical repartee comes anywhere near making him as good as he thinks he is. West is like the human embodiment of the Emperor's New Clothes. There's lots of falderall and bluster but when you really look there's NOTHING THERE!!! I always knew West was a conceited cunt bag but this recent move takes the cake. Not only does he think he should be the new King Of Pop but he asked the Jackson Family for their blessing WHILE THEY ARE STILL MOURNING!! Dig this:


"You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It's so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I'm willing to take that on," so he told Scrape TV.

On what makes him deserve the title, Kanye said, "There's nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael's crown and become the new King." The rapper then added, "First there was Elvis [Presley], then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it's Kanye's time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there's nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop."

Furthermore, Kanye reportedly has reached out to the Jackson family to obtain official permission to use the title but so far received no response from them. It is believed that the family is still mourning over Michael's death.

OK I'm not sure what sales he's talking about but I'd guess we could whip out some folks who've sold more than you. Jay Z, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, etc. The other thing is that nobody respects you because you do shitty like things like this. Not to mention that I'm pretty sure Jackson's impact around the world has, is and will always be bigger than Kanye "13:52 Remaining" West.

Seriously, from the bottom of my colon Kanye....Suck My Ass It Smells