Thursday, July 16, 2009

IF WE COULD ALL TAKE OUR COCKS OUT OF OUR HANDS FOR ONE MOMENT




That is a picture posted today of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in the next Iron Man movie. With every caption I read I become a little more aggravated because they keep talking about how hot she looks. Um, was that ever a question? Was the idea of SJ in tight leather ever going to be anything but incredibly hot? Whatever movie she's in Scarlett looks fucking amazing. The rub here is that she can't act, she never could.

Smoldering at the camera and playing cutesy free spirit sex kitten isn't acting. Her range goes from A to B and it always has. Now she's in a movie where Mickey Rourke plays an eccentric wack job (big stretch there) and Robert Downey JR plays and egotistical asshole (not a real big stretch there either).

So once you've done firing jizz onto your computer screen over this photo step back, get some tissue and remember the bitch can't act.

Iron Man 2 still doesn't look like a good movie.

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