Monday, July 20, 2009
I NEVER GET WHAT I WANT - BAM MARGERA STILL LIVES
I was very excited today when I opened my email and saw that Bam Margera, probably the biggest waste of human life out there, had been rushed to the hospital because of a presumed drug overdose. So happy I was, cheerfully doing a jig dance in celebration of the death of a man who is such a Cunt he gives other Cunts a bad name. Bam is on the same level as Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, the cats of NYC Prep, in that none of them actually deserve to live because they serve no purpose at all. Bam is a sad hateful, shitty little man and I could not have been happier he was dead.
BUT HE'S NOT DEAD
Ah fuck his enabler mom says he was just dehydrated. While it's sad that Bam Cuntface is still alive hopefully it was drugs so he can keep trying until he gets it right.