It came out today that Michael Bay's production company Platinum Dunes is going to reboot Teenage Mutant Turtles with a new live action movie. I'm not sure what Bay's love for eighties cartoons is but if he takes the Turtles in the same direction as he did Transformer its gonna be a really crappy turn for the brand. Sure the original live action movies sucked ass and were nothing like the comic but they were aimed for kids so it was easier to forgive. Bay will try to turn this into an action super event and when the focal point of that type of movie are Ninja Turtles, it can't end well. The way I see it the movie should unfold like this:
The Turtles Will Be Gruff, pissed off and spend most of the movie in the shadows
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There will be a gang lord overly violent played by a rapper
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This Drug Lord will kill the mother of Casey Jones who will be played by some beefy hot actor who we're supposed to believe is a starving kid from the slums. He'll sear vengeance and vanish from family court.
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Jones will become a super aggro violent punisher type who kills anybody in the drug cartel
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The Turtles will come to Jones's rescue saying they've been shadowing him. It will be caught on video leading to the Government hunting them
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A twisted Government official will combine forces with the drug cartel to capture the Turtles
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The drug dealers abused incredibly hot super model girlfriend will start falling for Casey Jones and turn against him for help
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The whole thing will end with a forty minute epic battle between Turtles and the government kill force and cartel
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See that's just not Turtles to me.
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