Thursday, August 5, 2010
Top Ten Things I Love About THE AVENGERS Trailer
Here's An AVENGERS movie I'd see.
So after holding onto it like virginity on prom night the Hollywood slime factory finally released the completely banal Avengers trailer. Nothing happens in this trailer, nothing at all. I don't mean kinda nothing or there's not a lot of action I mean fucking NOTHING. Releasing this is like promising a kid a dog for Christmas and then letting the kid find out he's not getting one because the parents forgot to take the dog toys and bowls out from under the tree. Yeah my parents did that to me and it sucks ass. In the spirit of fairness I really analyzed this trailer and found ten things I love about it. Here's the trailer.
10. Avengers is spelled correctly.
09. Robert Downey JR's smug cunt face isn't in it.
08. That "A"...wow that "A" is pretty nifty
07. It's black and black goes with everything
06. Sam Jackson does Sam Jackson, I was afraid if he stretched his acting beyond redoing Jules from Pulp Fiction again and again the Earth would crack in half.
05. The Avengers name spins around, very cool.
04. The wrongly cast guy from Captain America ain't in it.
03. The guy who looks too bored to be Thor ain't in it.
02. There was no cum shot
01. There's no release date on it so maybe these fuckers will give on this godforsaken abortion now.