Tuesday, June 9, 2009
HERE'S WHAT I THINK THE LIVE ACTION JETSONS MOVIE WILL BE
MEET GEORGE JETSON - THIEF, MURDERER, DRUG ADDICT, REVENGE SEEKING SEX ADDICT
I'd love to pick Quentin Tarantino up by the ankles and use him to beat Rodriguez to death with. What a shitstorm this movie is gonna be. If Rodriguez stays true to form here's what we'll get:
Jet Screamer will have raped Judy Jetson leaving her in a coma. George who has been divorced from Jane for years for cheating on her multiple-times will finally reveal to his family his years of being Special Forces under the orders of Mr. Spacely. George will mend fences with his estranged rebellious cop-son Elroy to go find Jet Screamer and make him pay. Along the way George will start having an affair with a sex-slave robot named Rosey and pick up some help with their mission in the form of Astro a half-dog/half-human mutant mercenary-for-hire. It'll turn out that Jet Screamer was working for Cozmo of the Cogs Mafia Family and it'll turn into a war. When his son takes the kill shot that eliminates Jet Screamer George will say in a deadpan Bruce Willis style: "That's my boy, Elroy"
I hate everything