Monday, May 18, 2009
FALL TV: WHO WILL STAY AND WHO WILL GO
So as the world of television dumps out it's season finales I gathered a list of what shows are canceled and which are coming back this fall. I of course started with the shows I'm amped are coming back...hey, don't judge me!!!
Lie To Me
Here are the rest, with some commentary from me sprinkled in.
The Bachelor: Renewed (Because Humans are stupid)
Better Off Ted: Renewed
Brothers & Sisters: Renewed.
Dancing with the Stars: Renewed
Desperate Housewives: Renewed (Hopefully this will be the lesbian-murder-suicide season)
Dirty Sexy Money: Canceled.
Eli Stone: Canceled.
Grey's Anatomy: Renewed
In the Motherhood: Canceled
Lost: Renewed (but the next season ain't until 2010, good luck with that)
Private Practice: Renewed
Pushing Daisies: Canceled (Bummer it was kind of a cool show)
Scrubs: Renewed (and they're bringing Zach Braf back. Looks like I packed away the high power rifle and laser scoping too soon)
Surviving Suburbia: Doubtful.
Ugly Betty: Renewed
The Unusuals: Canceled
Wife Swap: Renewed (See my above stupid humans reasoning)
The Amazing Race: Renewed
The Big Bang Theory: Renewed
Eleventh Hour: Ironically Canceled in the...
Gary Unmarried: Doubtful
Ghost Whisperer: Renewed because who doesn't love huge breasts heaving towards dead people?
Harper's Island: Canceled (I thought it was a mini-series)
How I Met Your Mother: Renewed
The Mentalist: Renewed
New Adventures of Old Christine: Unsure.
Rules of Engagement: Renewed.
Two and a Half Men: Renewed
The Unit: Canceled
Without a Trace: Canceled
Worst Week: Canceled
American Dad: Renewed
American Idol: Renewed
Bones: Sure thing. Renewed for TWO SEASONS and the show suuucks now
Family Guy: (Shouldn't have packed away the gasoline, rope and matches either. I fucking hate this show)
King of the Hill: Canceled (THANK GOD)
Kitchen Nightmares: Renewed
Prison Break: Canceled
The Simpsons: Renewed
Sit Down, Shut Up: Canceled.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Canceled (Good. It sucked.)
'Til Death: Renewed
30 Rock: Renewed
The Biggest Loser: Renewed (Because America loves to laugh at fat people and feel bad for skinny ones)
Celebrity Apprentice: Renewed (because just filming car crashes is in bad taste)
Friday Night Lights: Renewed (Date rapist frat jocks everywhere have hard ons)
Kath & Kim: Canceled
Knight Rider: Canceled (There might actually be a God)
Law & Order: Renewed
Law & Order: CI: Unsure (Bummer. It's my favorite one)
Law & Order: SVU: Renewed
Lipstick Jungle: Canceled
My Name is Earl: Unsure but please if anybody is listening cancel this bitch.
The Office: Renewed
Parks and Recreation: Renewed
90210: Renewed (Kill Me)
America's Next Top Model: Renewed (Kill Her)
Everybody Hates Chris: Canceled
The Game: Canceled
Gossip Girl: Renewed (Kill All Of Them)
One Tree Hill: Renewed (Kill All Of Us)
Ok so there you have it. Don't fret though because the summer has many kick ass shows such as Monk, Leverage, Burn Notice, Psyche and a few others. Besides we should either be outside or at the movies during the summer.
At some point I'll have the new fall shows to tell you about.