TAKE IT OFF 2009

So the other day I got on the train and these four goon headed apes got on yelling about whores and drinking and fuckin' shit up and so forth and so on. These poster boys for abortion were sporting Ed Hardy and Tapout gear which has largely become the Douche Bag Costume Du Jour. Ed Hardy gear goes between Frat Boy Wanna-Be Hipsters and total "fuck yeah" guy shitheels while Tapout gear is primarily worn by date raping homophobes. While trying not vomit acid in their eyes I got to thinking of a great De La Soul song called TAKE IT OFF. I played the song and changed the lyrics for the awful fashions of today.

So turn the song on (because clearly you MUST own the album of course) and sing along, it's fun.


TAKE IT OFF 2009

Take take take take it off
take it off

Take take take take it off
take it off

Take take take take it off
take it off

Take take take take it off
take it off


Take Ed Hardy off
take it off

Take Affliction off
Take it off

Take that Tapout off
Take it off

Cut off black jean shorts
take it off

pre-ripped up jean skirts
take it off

Take those Man-dels off
take it off

Men in Flip Flops to
take it off

Your retro band shirt sucks
take it off

Take that Tramp Stamp off
take it off

Take those Ugg boots off
take it off

Those Gladiator sandals to
take it off

The earring gauges to
take it off

That backwards baseball cap
take it off

Those puffy skate shoes go
take it off

Your 50s retro look
take it off

Those super-thin t-shirts suck
take it off

take that fake bedhead off
take it off

Take that Shepard's Fairy shirt off
take it off

take those boot cut jeans, you're 70s punk rock costume, popped collars, thong underwear and sex in the city wedges off please please please