Tuesday, September 8, 2009

JUST IN CASE WE FORGOT HOW LAME SMALLVILLE CAN BE....



That is the new "superman" costume Tom Welling will sport during Smallville season 9. I suppose it's too cutesy to have him twit about in the blue & red tights but this throw back to C&C Music Factory is the cutting edge Smallville has been looking for. I'd like to know if instead of "Up Up And Away" Superman shouts "Everybody Dance Now".

Fucking christ what the hell were they thinking? I wouldn't be surprised if they resurrected Doomsday but called him DiscoDay. Welling would be forced to battle him so that kids could have the right to listen to quality club music when they wanted to. Lex Luthor can be played by Moby, all of Clhoe's lines will still be Allison Mack but onscreen we'll only see the chick who pretended to sing for C&C Music Factory.

Lois can stay the same because she looks like a stripper club bitch now anyway. Jor-El (or rather D.j. J-E) will step up to have a scratch battle with Mix Master Zod...I can see it all now

I hate everything

4 comments:

  1. I second the "brilliant"! Smallville has sunk to new lows.

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  2. LOL! I like your version a LOT better than the cr*p SV is peddling this season. :)

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  3. Wonderful take on this ridiculos "suit"

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